AudioForge Studio
SeriesThe Country Court

Paper & Law

The Country Court

Adverse possession: a fence can beat your deed. Ash County has one lawyer you can hire.

Ash County, Missouri — sixty-nine hundred people, one courthouse, one lawyer a person can hire. Amos Teague has practiced there since 1998 and does most of it in a café booth at six-forty in the morning, because a man will sit down where there is coffee and will not sit down across a desk. Each book is one real Missouri statute and the family living on both sides of it. The statute is right either way. That is the whole trouble.

5 books · 25h 29m of listening · by Douglas Culbreath

The people of Ash County

Amos Teague, Attorney at law
Amos TeagueAttorney at lawThe one lawyer in Ash County a person can hire, and most of his law gets done in a café booth at six-forty in the morning.
Verna Pike, Owner, the Ferry Bend café
Verna PikeOwner, the Ferry Bend caféRuns the café, and the coffee pot that comes with it.
Hattie Prine, Paralegal
Hattie PrineParalegalThe front room is hers: the phone log, and a property casebook underneath it that she thinks nobody knows about.
Ruthie Colter, Farm widow
Ruthie ColterFarm widowQuiet, dignified, and in her good wool coat for the lawyer.
Delmer Ott, Hay farmer
Delmer OttHay farmerOne of about three men left in the west end who still bale hay.
Coy Wheeler, Farmer
Coy WheelerFarmerDelmer's neighbor across the fence, with the decency not to look pleased when the law goes his way.
Sheriff Duane Roark, Sheriff of Ash County
Sheriff Duane RoarkSheriff of Ash CountyHe tells you what he is going to do before he does it, out loud, every time.
Nell Tandy, Bernice Ames's caretaker
Nell TandyBernice Ames's caretakerEverything about her is economical. She does not spend a motion she does not have to spend, and she does not spend a word.
Dwight Ames, Bernice Ames's eldest son
Dwight AmesBernice Ames's eldest sonHe does what the oldest does: takes charge of a thing nobody asked him to take charge of and nobody thanks him for.

The books, in order

Book 1Quiet Title

Book 1 · 33 chapters · 5h 4m

Quiet Title

A survey puts the fence three hundred feet off the deed line. It has been there fifty-one years.

Read the back cover

A title company will not insure a $1,455,000 sale until somebody says out loud who owns six and a half acres of creek bottom. The fence has run the Blackfork since 1974. The deed line runs three hundred feet north of it, up in the timber. Closing is set for the thirtieth of May.

Amos Teague does not think it is close. Adverse possession asks for ten years, and Aubrey Colter hayed that bottom twice a year, ran cows on it, and put a well down there for fifty-one. His widow agrees with every word of it. Then she says it isn't the hay money, and will not say what it is.

Hear the first chapter free →
Book 2No Contest

Book 2 · 33 chapters · 5h 14m

No Contest

The lawyer who drew the will is the only living witness to it. Which bars him from the case.

Read the back cover

Bernice Ames died at eighty-one, at home, and left $10,000 to each of her three children and everything else — the house, 240 acres on the Blackfork, the bank certificates, the Buick — to the woman who had looked after her every day for four years on a wage that quit after eight months.

Notice ran in the *Clarion* on September twenty-fourth, and from that Wednesday the children have six months to contest it and not a day more. Amos Teague drew that will in March and is the only living person who was in the room. That makes him evidence, and evidence does not get to be counsel.

Hear the first chapter free →
Book 3The Right of Way

Book 3 · 33 chapters · 5h 7m

The Right of Way

A gate means keep my cows in. A keypad means you are not coming through. He thought it was hardware.

Read the back cover

Eleven families have driven three-quarters of a mile up Cutler Lane for ninety years to bury and tend their people on Ewing Knob. Two hundred eleven graves, no church, no charter, no bank account — a coffee can that holds nine thousand dollars of gravel money every spring, and not one scrap of paper in the courthouse about any of it.

On the tenth of March the new owner hangs a fourteen-foot gate with a solar keypad on it. He is not a villain. He did not know the graves were there, and his insurance carrier told him in writing to control access. Decoration Day is the first Sunday in June.

Hear the first chapter free →
Book 4Third Offering

Book 4 · 33 chapters · 4h 59m

Third Offering

At a third offering the law takes the floor out of the price. There is no minimum bid at all.

Read the back cover

In 1966 the state moved Route V through the middle of the Lusk farm, and a clerk doing her job exactly right opened a second tax number for the four and six-tenths acres left on the east side — the house, the well, the barn lot, the yard. The tax on it is $97.10 a year.

It has been offered at the courthouse door two Augusts running, at $318 and then at $441.20. Nobody bid. The certified letters went out, were signed for, and went in a drawer. This August it comes a third time, and the ground goes to the highest hand in the yard, whatever that hand says. Elmer Lusk has six weeks.

Hear the first chapter free →
Book 5The Reasonable Man

Book 5 · 33 chapters · 5h 6m

The Reasonable Man

The shield off the hay baler leans in the barn under a feed sack. Nobody decided whose job it was.

Read the back cover

Thurl Wommack lost three fingers off his right hand at five on the fourteenth of May, rain making up in the west, putting up hay for his first cousin the way he had every June of his life. His wife slides two typed pages across a café table and asks a lawyer to read them out loud.

The letter is courteous and correct. A farm policy does not cover a man who works for the farm, and Missouri's compensation law has never reached farm labor: no form, no check, nothing. There is $61,615 of hospital paper with one name on every page, and four bright rings on a green machine where bolts went.

Hear the first chapter free →

The first chapter of every book is free. Then 14 days free, and $6.99 a month or $59 a year. Start listening →